yourspecialeyes:

fortisfiliae:

captofthesswolfstar:

ao3feed-thorki:

bettsfic:

smarsupial:

dorkilybeautiful:

k-vichan:

mittensmorgul:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

whitmerule:

soupernabturel:

majesticduxk:

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.

This whole post made me chuckle darkly.

(via zacharandom)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

skinnyismyhome:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

(via you-had-me-at-e-flat-major)

nowhites:

longbeachgriffy:

Not apologizing for anything in 2019.

you should apologize for putting your atrocious hairline on display for the whole cyber world to see. your videos arent funny and you’ll never be as popular as meechonmars or any of the niggas who got famous for vines like you wish you did you fuckin whole ass bum

(via shadowcat)

patchesthegreat:

personalgrowthforsale:

lemonvortex:

lemonvortex:

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

Why do women hate innovation?

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

(via allthepowerrangersaregay)

thivus:

akiraita:

screamingelf:

someunprofessionalblogger:

hairypigcub:

heavypreciousartvaluesvault:

These make me very happy inside. Plus size mannequins for men, it seems like a fairy tale. 

oh my i wish the lady ones had tummies???

this is awesome and i wish you saw it w lady mannequins too but i clicked on hairypigcub’s blog and it literally says ‘cannibalism fetish’ in the bio

@zahnegott

(via everything-art-online)

cishetsbeingcishet:

iontorch:

my fave thing is when when women in fandom are like UGH BUT I CANT RELATE TO F/F PAIRINGS BC IM NOT A LESBIAN 

funnily enough you’re not a gay man either yet here we are

this tea is fucking SCALDING

(via lt-28)

fanbottherobotperson:

Me: I’m tired of cliche romance stuff in media.

Cliche romance stuff: *happens but with a ship I like*

Me:

(Source: fanbott, via only1600kids)

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

(via flowergremlin)

spyvstailor:

deadmugen:

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:

caenis-doceri:

bugsgocracra0:

gaypeopletwitter:

Originally posted by sweetscarlett

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

I support you, space lesbians. God speed.

mismagireve:

Okay.

Spider-man Noir’s timeline takes place in 1933.  I don’t believe his age is stated in the movie (though I may be wrong), but Aunt May and Uncle Benjamin can be assumed to be in their 40′s-50′s since they’re usually starting to grey by the time we see Peter.  This means that they would be young adults in the 1910′s and surrounding years.  Why is this important?

Because the song “I’m A Member of The Midnight Crew” by Eddie Morton came out in 1909.

Imagine Spider-man Noir showing Miles some of the songs that his aunt and uncle used to play when he was a kid, songs that they’d dance to just as wildly as when they were a young couple fresh in love until they’d worn holes in their shoes—and with almost no fanfare, he puts this record on.

And Miles Morales, a teenage artist in the year of our lord 2018 who has definitely read Homestuck at some point in his life, will have a choice to make.

(via flowergremlin)

megalunalexi:

andhumanslovedstories:

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

I see no downsides to this

(via flowergremlin)